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 Post subject: Re: Joke.
 Post Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 12:58 am 
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Prince Harry said he doesn't want fruit cake at his wedding, His granda said, tough, im still going.


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2 boys up in court this morning charged with stealing a calendar.

they each got 6 months :lol:


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My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta...
Feeling cannelloni right now!


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What does a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery man have in common??

They both get to smell it but are not allowed to eat it..


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Frankenstein’s bride:
You never help with tea

Frankenstein:
I did the mash...

Frankenstein’s bride:
DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE, FRANK


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My other half thinks I've got OCD.

Pfffft....I wasn't long putting her in her place. :lol:


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It's CDO, the letters have to be in the right order.


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 Post subject: Re: Joke.
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2 dogs sitting in the house one day.
Dog 1.......heard a great joke yesterday
Dog 2.......aye?
Dog 1 Knock Kn.....
Dog 2....WOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOF :lol:


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2 lions walking up Shipquay Street. One turns to the other and said " Not a wile lot about for a Saturday afternoon " . . . . . . I'll get my coat !


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Jesus walks in a hotel and throws two nails on the reception counter.

'Can you put me up for the night'


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To the person who stole my shoes when I was bouncing around on a trampoline at my wee nephews birthday party.

Fuckin grow up will yee's . :lol:


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I splashed out on some new lingerie in Ann Summers shop the other day.

Now they're expecting me to pay for it. :lol:


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Heard on Radio Foyle: English man and French man in a bar, English man said" We're playing Croatia tonight, what a coincidence said the Frenchman "we're playing them in the Final on Sunday"!


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Paddy and Mick chatting one day.

Paddy asks Mick...….Have you been circumcised.

Yes said Mick..when I was born.

Was it sore?

couldn't walk for a year,Paddy. :lol: :lol:


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