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 Post Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 3:46 pm 
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The Olympics has been rocked by more controversy when it emerged that the Somalian team were warned that Shooting and Sailing were two different events. :lol:


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As funny as finding a lump


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my friend had one of his balls removed after finding a lump.
he takes his potato mashing way too seriously


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I gave the wife a glue stick instead of a chap stick...

She's still not speaking to me... :lol:


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Greengo wrote:
I gave the wife a glue stick instead of a chap stick...

She's still not speaking to me... :lol:


:lol: Belter big man!


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Paddy says " Mick i'm thinking of getting a labrador.

""Fuck that" says Mick "have seen how many of there owners go blind"


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Thieves broke into my house last night and stole everything except my shower gel and towels and deodorant......

The dirty bastards ! :lol:


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saw an add in the Journal today..50in HDTV. sound stuck in full volume. for £1
thought to myself.....I cant turn that down. :lol:


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Girlfriend said to me the other night.....I'm sick of you thinking your a detective..I think we should split up.

Good idea I said...that way we can cover more ground. :lol:


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SERIOUS ENQUIRIES ONLY.

A friend of mine has won a ticket to the McGregor fight on Saturday 12 November at Madison Square Gardens NY. It includes after fight V.I.P. pass, first class flights and hotel suite.

Unfortunately he didn't realise when he won it that this is the same weekend as his wedding, so if you are interested and want to go instead of him then it's at 2pm in the Long Tower Chapel.
Her name is Majella and she will be the one in the white dress.


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Your not my real ladder I yelled at my Step ladder :lol:


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A man walks into a doctor's surgery. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.

"What's the matter with me Doc?" he asks.

The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly!"

:lol:


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My mate set me up on a blind date.
He said, "She's a lovely woman, but there's something you should know... She's expecting a baby."

I felt like a right eejet waiting in the bar wearing nothing but a nappy.

.................................

I bought the wife a fridge the other day for her birthday.

Ye shoulda seen her face light up when she opened it.


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pinta wrote:
My mate set me up on a blind date.
He said, "She's a lovely woman, but there's something you should know... She's expecting a baby."

I felt like a right eejet waiting in the bar wearing nothing but a nappy.

.................................

I bought the wife a fridge the other day for her birthday.

Ye shoulda seen her face light up when she opened it.


:lol: love it!


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Why did the norm cross the road to get to the dc club hahahaha


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Just been at my Doctors again. He told me I was a hypochondriac. I said " not that as well now".


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Eric Bristow has been sacked by Sky Sports.

Eric, you require a P45.



Driver stops and asks a pedestrian,
"Is there a B&Q in Drogheda"?
"I'm not sure, but there are two D's in Dundalk"



A man goes into a doctor's and says,

"Doctor, I think I have a serious problem. Every time I masturbate I shout 'Come on you Gunners!' Is anything wrong with me?"

The doctor laughs and says,

"No, you're fine, a lot of w*nkers say that."


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How much does a Cockney spend on shampoo?

A Pantene.


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I've just been offered eight legs of venison for €70 but I think that's two deer.


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What do you call a frenchman wearing sandals ?

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